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The free Slop Score

You lose interest the moment you realize it's AI.

So does everyone reading your work.

Paste anything. Get your Slop Score in seconds: a 0–100 reading of how interchangeable your writing sounds, with the words and rhythms doing the flattening highlighted inline.

We don't detect AI. We score stylistic slop. Slop can be written by anyone, and AI just produces more of it. Different job from a detector.

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Three engines, one score

Each engine returns its own 0–100 read and flags spans in your text. The Slop Score is their weighted sum. Higher means sloppier.

Three engines that disagree with each other are more useful than one black-box verdict. When your lexical layer fires but the other two stay clean, you're probably writing in a formal register, not slop. See when we're wrong.

Lexical15%

A frequency-weighted dictionary of words and phrases that are fine alone but cluster suspiciously in AI text. Deterministic: no model involved.

delve · leverage · “a rich tapestry” · “navigate the complexities”

Structural30%

Light NLP over rhythm and shape: tricolons, “it's not just X, it's Y”, uniform paragraph lengths, em-dash density, reflexive closers.

“It's not just a tool — it's a testament to…”

Epistemic55%

The one model-based read: does the text commit to a position and name specifics, or could it front any article on the topic?

Hedging without stance · zero proper nouns · both-sides closers

score = round(0.15 × lexical + 0.30 × structural + 0.55 × epistemic)

We show our work

A score is only worth trusting if it lands where it should. These reference styles are pinned in our test suite. Every change to the engines has to keep them inside their band, or it doesn't ship.

Default-prompted AI marketing copy

raw GPT/Claude output

80–100

LinkedIn thought-leader post

AI listicle

70–95

Corporate jargon memo

human, but slop-adjacent

48–72

Plain-spoken argumentative essay

human

< 28

Literary essay with distinctive voice

human

< 22

Children's book passage

human

< 20

See the full calibration set: every anchor text, its score, and why it lands there.

What the scale reads like

Excerpts across the range, so you can see where a given text would land before you paste your own. Paste any of them into the diagnostic above to check the score.

AI marketing copy92

Industrial-grade slop

In today's ever-evolving landscape, our comprehensive platform leverages cutting-edge technology to seamlessly empower teams at every level. It's not just a tool — it's a transformative journey that unlocks your organization's full potential. Ultimately, success belongs to those who embrace innovation. Whether you're a startup or an enterprise, our holistic solution delivers measurable impact across every touchpoint. At the intersection of simplicity and power, we help you navigate the complexities of modern business with unwavering confidence. In conclusion, there has never been a better time to harness intelligent automation and step boldly into the future of work.

LinkedIn-style listicle72

Heavy slop

Most people treat their inbox like a to-do list. But the top performers treat it like a battlefield. Here's what that actually means in practice: stop reacting, start designing. The biggest takeaway? Productivity is evolving from doing more into deciding better. Most people optimize for response time. The best optimize for response cost. That's the shift nobody talks about. Your inbox is not a queue. It's a strategy document. Treat it that way and watch what happens. The people who win this decade won't have the cleanest inbox. They'll have the cleanest priorities.

Corporate jargon memo58

Sloppy in places

Team, circling back on Q3 priorities. Each lead should socialize their OKRs by Friday so we can align on the roadmap before the board review. Per the steering committee, any headcount asks need a business case attached. Let's leverage offsite momentum and keep dependencies visible. Quick housekeeping: please drop your updated capacity numbers into the shared tracker by EOD Thursday. We're also opening a workstream on partner enablement, and I'll ping you individually if I need a thought partner on scope. Happy to double-click in our 1:1s if anything is blocking you from getting your asks across the line.

Generic explainer32

Mostly clean

Most adults need around seven to nine hours of sleep per night, though individual needs vary by age and genetics. Research has consistently linked short sleep to higher rates of heart disease, type 2 diabetes, and mood disorders, and these effects appear to compound gradually over years rather than days. The reassuring news is that the most reliable interventions are simple, free, and well-replicated. Keep the bedroom dark and cool. Aim for consistent bed and wake times, including on weekends. Cut caffeine by early afternoon. Limit screens in the hour before sleep. None of this requires equipment or apps, and most people who stick with it for two or three weeks notice clearer thinking, steadier energy, and better mood through the day. The effect is real but tends to take longer to show up than people expect.

Personal essay14

Reads human

The mistake most founders make is thinking fundraising is the hard part. It isn't. The hard part is making something a few people return to on a Tuesday. I watched a friend raise four million dollars for an idea nobody missed once it quietly disappeared. So spend the first cheque finding out whether anyone comes back. If they do, raising later is easy. If they don't, no deck will save you. The clearest signal I know is the unprompted second visit on a workday, no campaign attached. Anyone who keeps showing up on a Tuesday morning is telling you something true. Believe them more than the investor on the call who is being polite about it.

Literary memoir5

Reads human

My grandmother kept her money in a coffee tin and her opinions in reserve. Once a year, around the kitchen table after Thanksgiving, both came out. The opinions were less rationed than the money, though only by a little. We learned, all of us, to lean in close. The tin had been blue once. By the time I was old enough to ask, it had faded into the color of weak tea and only she knew which year held which dollar. She paid her electric bill in cash and counted it twice on the porch before she walked it down to the post office. The clerk there knew her by the sound of her shoes on the threshold.

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